peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
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It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
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So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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