do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
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