yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Houston, we have a blender
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
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