I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
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If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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