you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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