And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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