We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
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walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
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I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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