WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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