I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
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She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
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To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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