dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Randomize