did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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