I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Randomize
