hotel room ftw
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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