Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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