Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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