is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
She told me I should be a condom model.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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