You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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