I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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