The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
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Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
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Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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