It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I am spending my child support on dildos
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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