: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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