he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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