So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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