just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i think i have two assholes
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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