We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
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Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
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I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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