He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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