why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
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