His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
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Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
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I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
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