i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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