Four minutes until I can fart!
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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