Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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