Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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