Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
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I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
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I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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