bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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