How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I think I just shit out all my problems.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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