I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
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chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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