i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
try to milk me bitch
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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