is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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