**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
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constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
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Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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