It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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