i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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