He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
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i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
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I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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