I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
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Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
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Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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