take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
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It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
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i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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