I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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