i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
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I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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