dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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