what if I'm pregnant?
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I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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