Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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