STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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