Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
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Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
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Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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