never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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