doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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