oh god the rape fog is back!
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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