Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
