im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
home. puking in laundry basket.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
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Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
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People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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