Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
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i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
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Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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