He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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