I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
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Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
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Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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