I must be too annoying 4 u.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
