My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
